Welcome to the Jersey Shore. A magical land where hair gel and house beats run wild.

But what if you don’t fit in with this spray tanned crowd? Not to worry. JERZIFY YOURSELF is here to turn you into a Guido, Guidette or both, if that’s what you’re into.

All you need to do is upload your pretty face, adjust your tan level, choose your pose and set the scene. After that, you’ll be ready to go into battle on the dance floor.

Just be sure to keep checking back, as we’ll be making some improvements to the site over the next week. The beat was just too strong to keep this Jerzify animal in its cage any longer.

Oh, and one more thing: You might want to start practicing your fist pump.